Elixir is seeking an experienced lead sorceress . . . 's apprentice. You’ll join our team located somewhere in the nether world to feed, wash, and document mysterious creatures (applicants inexperienced with dragon vomit need not apply). The apprentice will also maintain various delicate contraptions while experimenting in an unstable alchemy lab. Constant praise of the sorceress's brilliance is expected. Must be certified in the quantum manipulation of elemental magicks as they relate to the Oculus Quest device. Availability to work on-site FOREVER a plus. No pay. Elixir employees enjoy zero benefits, no medical or vision, and an open office setting.